Saturday, January 21, 2006

Thumb thumper

My friend pulled in just outside the front gate. My right hand grabbed the bag of toiletries I bought at Guardians, got out of her car and closed the door. Then only I registered that I actually slammed the door while my right thumb was still sticking on the inner side of the door. In a nanosecond the brain got the message, I cried ‘Adoii’...my thumb stuck at the closed car door.. Small matter, I thought, opened the door to get it out. When freed, blood started to trickle down from a cut just below the thumb nail. My nail started to turned to dark red underneath and my thumb started to swell. It was not painful but I freaked out when few drops of blood dripped on my feet. So my blood is red, not white or blue eh.
Got into the house but my friend said there’s no first aid kit or any antiseptic in the house, she doesn’t even own a bottle minyak angin. She made an S.O.S call to find out the nearest24 hour clinic and off we went. I was expecting the doctor to laugh at me when I told him ‘jari tersepit pintu kereta’, I was ready to be asked question like ‘macam mana boleh tersepit ni?’, but no he did not laugh or ask any of that. Thanks doc. Nothing serious with the cut. He dressed the wound and I went back with loads of antibiotics, painkiller and antiseptics.

It was kinda stupid accident which happened out of carelessness.
You people out there.. take care of your fingers.
I’ll be eating my rice with fork and spoon for the rest of the week.
a special message:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MISS VIOS
may you have a great life ahead!
signing off
Ugly-thumb-Ubi.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Post Raya Post


Yummy jeruk.. unhealthy? yup, I know.. unhealthy things always the yummiest. These are the buah tangan Penang for siblings and makciks when I went home for raya haji. No, the kids are not allowed to have these.. unhealthy kann.. orang tua je boleh makan.
This handsome cow...
later turn to this...
and after that when everything turns to gulai aqiqah, sate and gulai nasi minyak, I forgot the camera and got myself busy tending to guests and me myself got busy eating :)



Non-smoking-healthy-cow-lung
Finally I managed to get my doses of lempung goreng (fried cow lung). Nyam nyam nyam. I know the uncooked and uncleaned one in the pic looks disgusting. Can use this pic for no smoking advert or not?



Held a birthday bash for siblings and anak buah born in January followed by photo session. Awang's face above showed how long it took for the photo session to end.

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One should not bone boiled fish while watching movies. You risk of killing people who eat your kuah laksa. Never pop the boiled fish flesh into your mouth while your eyes glued to the tube. I choked on a fish bone while doing that. The bone did stay somewhere in the throat for the next 24 hours or so. Tried so many things to let it pass, gulped water, swallow rice balls.. didn't work. Didn't realize when it did pass through either.

I hardly believe in petua.. (what do you call petua in English aaa?) I laughed out loud when I heard my sis' suggestion. She said I should ask a person who was born songsang to dip his/her finger in a glass of water. I should drink the water to clear the bone from my throat. She tried hard to remember which one of our anak buah who was born songsang. No I did not try that 'air celup jari' thingy. Buat lawak la kakak aku nih. Does that mean a person who was born songsang would never choke on fish bones or any bone at all?

Both Mok and Ayoh were sick when I arrived home, but they got better on the first raya when all their children gathered. Mok insist on making her best nasi minyak on second raya with her reason "kot-kot Ubi nak rasa nasi minyak, dah raya dulu tak balik" although I told her "tak payah buat". Mak never failed to pamper me when I'm home.
Ayoh insist on making his ‘rojak kateh’ although we already told him not to take back the kateh lembu (cow's legs), but Ayoh will be Ayoh. Like what he did every year, Ayoh patiently cleaned up the cow's kateh, cooked the joints, cartilages and ligaments till all became tender, and prepared his rojak kateh. The rojak was ready just in time before I left. Yummssss.

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When one is confined to a small space in a moving bus, in the middle of the night, there’s nothing much one can do. The ‘reading lamp’ above me refused to light up no matter how many times I pushed on the switch. Then I discovered that the whole lightings were actually controlled by the driver. I was bored to death and I could not sleep. To turn on the laptop was not an option in the shaky bus, and I hardly had any space left between me and the front seat, the guy in front pushed the seat back very low, was lucky to be skinny, if I was 8 months pregnant, the front seat could have touched my tummy.

If I didn't want to see something on a bus, or if I refused to engage in a conversation , I could close my eyes and pretend to sleep, if I didn't want to hear something, I could turn my mp3 player at the loudest, but if I smell something not nice like the B.O of the person sitting next to me, there's not much I could do. Closing my nose with my hand or jacket obviously could offend that person. My mind was screaming 'FRESH AIR!!!'. Even sniffing on my perfume sprayed wrist didn't help.

My miserable 9 hours on an express bus ended at 6.30am this morning.

*Ubi gets cranky when she didn't get enough quality sleep*






Tuesday, January 10, 2006

'rezeki' washed ashore?

When something does not belong to you, there is no way you can take it unless the owners say so. So when a container washed ashore (read it here http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/1/10/nation/13070316&sec=nation , what makes one think that they have the right to take anything out of it? I already heard people talking about it on Monday morning when I arrived home. Someone in my bro’s office offered him a few kgs of prawns that came from the container, I’m glad that bro refused to take it. Mak came back from a clinic yesterday telling me how unashamedly a lady boasted that she managed to collect tons of good from the ‘miracle’ container. The pic on the front page of utusan today shocked me even more.. people make stealing looks like a fiesta.. they call it as ‘rezeki’. Is that rezeki? Since when taking something that doesn’t belong to you can be considered as 'rezeki'? Or may be because everyone else is doing it, then such deeds become ‘tak apa’ & 'tak berdosa'? Why is this happening in a predominantly Muslim Malay community?
Mok pok dak ajor ker?
Malu la wehhhhh...

Saturday, January 07, 2006

A prank or what??

I walked to the car parked on the roadside. A merce parked behind my car. Someone was sitting at the driver's seat looking in my direction, don't care. Approached the car from the right side. Got in the car, locked the doors, turned the ignition on, then listened to Vonda Shepherd while the engine warmed up.
Turned on the right signal, noticed that the car at the back did the same. I drove off, he drove off the same way. I took the left turn at end of the road, the car at the back turned left too. At the same time two guys on a bike honked, giving me sign language that I understood as 'the tyre's flat'. I signalled to the left and stop by the roadside to check, it was FLAT, the two guys on the bike offered to help me change the tyre, I said thanks but no thank you. I slowly drove to the tyre service centre at the corner.
The repairman at the workshop checked, nothing's wrong with the tyre, no puncture at all. Told 'em I've just checked the pressure yesterday at a gas station. They double checked... again, no problem with the tyre.
"ada orang buang angin agaknye Kak"
Kuajjaaa..
Who the hell did that?
Am I supposed to be scared or what?
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On another note,
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA to everyone,
go easy on the red meat, ok.
*Ubi can't wait to go home*

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

2006

It’s a new year
So many last year’s goals unaccomplished
So many things need to be changed
And there’s one particular system that needs a big change: M.E.


Happy New Year Everyone!
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Sesali wajahmu merenta kisahmu terlupa

Kau sadari semua yang berjalan tlah tinggalkanmu
Dan tak dapat merangkai semua dekat di khayalmu
-PETERPAN - Tertinggalkan Waktu-