A skinny momma & a fat maiden

I was enjoying a piece of strawberry chocolate cake at SecretoRcp when a lady came in and went straight to the cake display shelf. She ordered 2 slices of cake. She was carrying an infant. I guessed her baby was about 3-4 months old.

It wasn't the baby that caught my attention, it was the momma. She wore skinny jeans and a t-shirt. The jeans defined her long slender legs. Beautiful.

Tiba-tiba aura dengki membuak-buak...
Dia makan kek, saya makan kek
Dia dah ada anak, saya belum pernah beranak
Dia so slim & slender... saya...
kenapa saya tak muat nak masuk skinny jeans dahhh?
(jeans yang tak skinny pun sendat!)

Tiba-tiba kek stroberi coklat itu terasa masam :(


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When I get older I will be stronger

World Cup dah habis, Tahun ni saya tak kecewa pasal tak ada pun decide nak jadi peminat tegar team mana-mana. Cuma seronok-seronok tengok. Team mana-mana gol pun saya seronok.

Sekarang nak paksa mata tidur awal pun susah. Kalau tidur pun terbangun pukul 2-3pagi. Lainlah kalau yang jenis rajin nak bangun tahajud, ini... hmmm... LIAT!

 

Nampak gambar Messi terpampang besar kat tepi Jelutong Expressway tadi, rasa kesian... sama la kalau semua diorang yang lain tu keluar iklan. Takat kesian aje la. Sekian.

Demam dah ok, Alhamdulillah... batuk aje belum baik. Thanks to all good friends yang beratus dan beribu batu yang bertanya kabar bila saya sakit... I really appreciate it. I don't feel so alone because of you people.

Dulu kalau demam sehari dua, boleh turun 2-3kilo. Sekarang, 2-3ratus gram pun tak bergerak. Kecewa. 

Tapi tau tak apa yang lebih mengecewakan??

Lebih kecewa bila dapat kabar bahawasanya, the person who recently menarik hati yang dah keras kejung ni adalah.... 

seorang GAYah!

Ya, sila tepuk tangan. 

Habislah drama yang belum pun bermula.

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life

Bila kita pernah rasa susah, kita lebih menghargai kesenangan,

Bila kita sakit, baru lahhhh rasa berharganya nikmat sihat!

*Ubi is unwell & telling herself to get well quickly coz tomorrow she needs to be all shiny & chirpy to welcome a new semester*


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wakawaka eh eh

Is there a word for the act of singing and dancing while driving?

I need to know the word, coz I do that a lot to keep me awake on long lonely journeys.





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dusty

Dah bersawang blog ni. Ada lagi orang jenguk ke? helloooo... anybody out there?

I have nothing specific to write, I don't even have a photo of full moon to display.

Whatever comes to mind, I'll write.

Life's good. Busy but good. Busy means you have a job to do, aight? Marilah kita cuba-cuba tak bersungut dengan hidup kita, compare ourselves with the less fortunate. Cuba bersyukur dengan apa yang ada, boleh kan?

On love life (eh, pernah wujud ke love life I pun?),  for more than 3 years, no one of the opposite sex caught my interest (of the same sex sahihla I'm not interested). Ok, that is not taking into account Daniel Carter or Richie McCaw or Mark Paston lah kannn.... So, my radar 'detected' someone recently... and I've been ticking off my character check list.  TAPIIIIIIII... I'm invisible to him, wait, not exactly invisible lah... he saw me, he knows I exist but I don't think he wants to know me better (eh, do I have a serious case of inferiority complex?). Haishhhhh... Must.Find.Way....
Ok, don't start guessing who the person is, I swear he is NOT someone you know...while at that, I think I need 'GEDIK for Dummies' lessons. It seems like the gediks get what they want faster, gediks get noticed, gediks are men magnets. Tak gitu? (i jeles sebenarnya kan...)
For now, I guess I'll just wish upon an airplane in the night sky.

Setelah hidup selama 33 tahun setengah, akhirnya saya dapat tahu jenis darah saya. Itupun pasal disuruh buat test. I googled the things that they say I should/should not eat, you know that 'eat right for your type' thingy? Blerghhhhh... banyaknya benda tak boleh makan. kurus la macam ni!

Dalam kisah bersahabat, they say that friendship is a two way street. If your call is not picked up and your message is unanswered, that's it lah. I quit trying.



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