sambal tumis udang
Ubi the good flatmate (isn't she Anne?) still cooks for bukak puasa eventhough she's exempted from puasa today.
Today Ubi got her monthly MC. No wonder she feels like crying so much these days, she's more sensitive on her pre-MC days. She has some explanation on why she feels so sad on pre-MC... it's her body mourning because another ovum is going down the drain unused, wasted. She still wonders when the day will come for her to put an ovum into use. Ubi still envies AllyMcBeal who suddenly had a girl knocking on her door claiming to be her daughter. Lucky Ally! Unlike Ally, Ubi is very sure that no one's gonna come and claim to be her daughter/son because she has never donated any of her mature follicle to any research centre. Ubi still fantasizes to have a lovely daughter just 16 yrs younger than her so she can become a lovely sporting mom like Lorelai Gilmore. That, however, will remain a fantasy because when Ubi was 16, Ubi was surrounded by girls, girls, and girls. The only contact she had with the opposite sex was through innocent letters she wrote to her childhood sweetheart in KT.. and that did not involve any physical contact.
Few years ago Ubi read an article in TheStar about a website called mannotneeded.com (no, don't go check it out, it is no longer available!) which sells sperms to women who wants to have kids without the presence of man. That same night,Ubi had this freaky dream, a salesperson from that website came to see her to sell his sperm. The guy didn't want to leave when Ubi said "NO, I don't want to buy that". He insisted that Ubi purchase his 'thing'... to get rid of him, Ubi gave an IQ test in which he scored extremely low (don't ask where Ubi got the IQ test from, it was in a DREAM ok!). So Ubi told him "I don't want your genes because I want my child to be a genius! now buzz off!!" Ubi woke up thanking God that it was just a dream.
Ubi still hopes to have her own kids one day (no Ubi will NOT make her future hubby do any IQ test!).. but she has to put that plan on hold at the moment.
18 comments:
Does ubi drink coffee?
Elisa used to drink lotsa coffee duirng her high school days and post-MS could be described as suicidal.
She laid off the coffee and the monthly blues were soon gone.
Errr... i guess the best part of having babbies is making it the natural way! hehehehe
k.lisa,
I'm guilty of having too much coffee in my caffein system.
thanks 4 dropping by...Wow! cool rawkers in burqa!
Yy,
ermm ermm... yup.. ok.
I dont mind taking the quiz. As long as it's not mathematics. Hehehe.
Sedap ok sambal udang tu. I looooooove sambal udang.Yay!
"akak mau yg mana akak? semua ada. pakistan ada, london ada, korea ada, brad pitt punya pun ada.. selalu kita jual harga ribu.. tapi hari ni special, kita turun jauh.. promo price RM18.70 sen.. akak ambik dua saya bagi harga RM30. Akak sebelah tadi beli LAPAN!..Amacam kak? berkenan??"
miv,
don't you have enough quiz to answer in your comment box? :)
amir,
itu brad pitt punye original tak? kalo original kasi SEMBILAN!
YOU! UBI! You come and be my flatmate in Sydney RIGHT NOW.
I want sambal udang.
MC or no, what's with all the food pictures?
I go to three different blogs, all have pictures of food - and it's Ramadhan pulak tu! Dugaan...
ubi, you kennot order brad pitt la...:P dah habih stok, i borong sumer.
*yummy sambal udang..
just had sambal udang last night for berbuka puasa. really really good!! ubi, yours look good too.
careen,
i'll be homeless starting 1st Nov, gimme flight tickets! :)
Dian,
saja nak tambah godaan!
teek,
didn't your kindy teacher teach you that orang tamak selalu rugi?
scarlet,
i'm still craving for ikan keli masak sambal & paru goreng.. cannot get 'em here!
ish kamu ni ubi dah tau MC dok diam diaaammm. Take away tau? kenal tak take away?
Kalau brad pitt punya dah habis kena borong, apa tinggal kat angelina jolie?
Dah kurang pahala posa kita...
Takde can nak MC tahun ni la - dah tiga tahun dah..
aduuhh...semua entry ada gambo makanan, cam nak tumpah air liur..iiskk..
Kumara ... if u ada boipren.. during your preMC days .. dia kena lari jauh jauh .. gila u tak pasai cry here cry there .. jantan can go suicidal u know.
p/s how come everyone MC at the same time laaaa?
"sorry kak. Brad Pitt punya habis. Ni memang original kak. Backdoor dari factory. Tu sebab harga special. Kalau akak serious nak, saya boleh place booking. Tapi harga dah lain la kak."
scrubber,
back to 'puasa mode'.. no take away!
Dian,
ok la tu no MC, puasa penuh, terawikh penuh, berkat baby tu!
*nak baby jugak!*
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that sambal udang is just a drooling factor.. can resit for the IQ test next yr!
noha,
tadah tisu kat keyboard ok.
hobo,
NO..I NEVER go sobbing or meraung kat orang la. only cry in front of PC reading sad entries!
amir,
aperr habisss??!! ni mesti Teek dah bribe you dulu nih.
Ubi,
Tak penuh pun... Puasa dah fail satu hari, terawikh tiga empat kali je larat gi masjid. Nak harap buat kat rumah sorang-sorang, memang liat la..
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